Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Maxi Lopez and shampoo commercials

When Maxi Lopez came into the game yesterday, the first words out of one of the commentator's mouth was "Maxi Lopez could do a good shampoo commercial"..... or something like that. I am not the only one.

What a man to have the guts to wear his hair like that. That was beyond metro. I dont even know what that was... unclassified. Not only it was long, shiny and full of life... it was cascading. Maxi Lopez was doing layers to his hair. I wonder if he brushes his hair.... using a hair brush.... normal combs have no place in such gorgeous wonder. What could have happened if Lopez was tackled.... risking bodily injury to protect his hair from hitting dirt is utterly believable.

Such gorgeous strands of protein deserve a better body.... a woman. Men don't belong here.... we have no business meddling with fine long locks. One Fabio is crazy enough. Long messy crazy metal hair is one thing... long, cascading, gorgeous blonde hair is definitely another thing. Maxi Lopez was not even trying to look messy.... you know maybe leave his face unshaven... or messy hair just to look more mean and edgy. No.... it is all pretty in the world of Maxi Lopez.

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